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How it works

A short, private, paid conversation with a real human Listener

No signup. No account. No friction.

1

Click “Whinge now”

On the homepage you’ll see a green icon and magenta button when the service is available. Click it to start.

2

Read the terms and click "CALL NOW"

The button will turn green and say CALL NOW. Before clicking, read the text that appeared below.

3

Pay securely

You’ll be taken to a checkout page hosted by Stripe. Pay with card, Apple Pay, Google Pay, or PayPal. Your card details never reach us. If you’ve been gifted a call you skip this step.

4

Allow microphone access

Your browser will ask permission to use your microphone. This is needed so you can speak. If you don’t see this prompt check your browser mic permissions.

5

Talk to a real human

We connect you to a real Listener. You can talk about whatever’s on your mind for up to five minutes. We don’t record the call.

6

You only pay if it connects

The amount is held on your card when you pay, but it’s only charged if the call reaches a real person and lasts long enough to be a real conversation. Otherwise the hold is released and you pay nothing. If the call drops, you can rejoin from the call page. A gift call stays redeemable until a proper call is completed.

What it is — and isn’t

This service is…

  • A short call with a real Listener
  • Anonymous (no name or account required)
  • Private (no recording)
  • Paid (£2.99 if the call connects)

It is not…

  • Counselling or therapy
  • Crisis or emergency support
  • Medical, legal or financial advice
  • A subscription or recurring charge
  • A sex thing
If you’re in distress or crisis, please call the Samaritans on 116 123 (free, 24/7 in the UK) or text SHOUT to 85258.

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